WILL'S CUSTOM DESIGNS
CUSTOM SERVICES
You've enjoyed our custom sock puppets. You've used (and re-used) our Custom Covid Toilet Paper.
But you've probably wondered if you can get that same award-winning, forward-thinking Custom product in a services package.
Well now you can!!
Today we are proud to announce our first services offering...
WILL'S CUSTOM DISCOUNT GHOSTBURSTING
Are you tired of other ghostbursters charging an arm and a leg for your ghostbursting needs?
Did your last ghost-bursting provider destroy your city by conjuring marshmallow-based adversaries?
We guarantee not to make things worse!
Look at this team!
Have you ever seen a collection of more competent individuals?
And we won't charge you an arm and a leg.
Rather than investing in large, outdated, and dangerous proton packs, we instead bought this used 2.5hp shopvac,
which should cover most ghost-bursting needs.
We can then pass those savings along to you--
the discerning, intelligent (and might I add, very attractive) customer.
Please contact us for pricing.
And be sure to check out our position in WCD's Haunted Quadrant! We think we did very well for our inaugural appearance!!!