Team

Our team has been meticulously assembled through a painstaking and meticulous hiring process.

Lisa

Co-Founder and Director of Manufacturing

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Will

Co-Founder and Figurehead

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Lisa

VP of Halloween

Dan

Chief Ethicist

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Sean

Chief Negotiating Officer and Real Estate Specialist

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Anish

Director of Marketing & Vice President of Sales

President of Lambos & Lasers

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Grace x 2

Untitled Financial Officer (UFO)

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Shyam

Chief Fired Officer

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Brett

Intern

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