Our team has been meticulously assembled through a painstaking and meticulous hiring process.
Lisa
Co-Founder and Director of Manufacturing
(not pictured)Will
Co-Founder and Figurehead
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Lisa
VP of Halloween
Dan
Chief Ethicist
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Sean
Chief Negotiating Officer and Real Estate Specialist
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Anish
Director of Marketing & Vice President of Sales
President of Lambos & Lasers
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Grace x 2
Untitled Financial Officer (UFO)
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Shyam
Chief Fired Officer
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Brett
Intern
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